A Very Bravo Gift Guide

The Best Gifts For Bravo Lovers, Fans 2025

'Tis the season to be shoppy, and what better excuse to memorialize your favorite hobby, watching Bravo? Sing it with me: Jingle bells, Stacey's breath smells, Emily thought it was funny to hoard an egg. High Body Count Hair lost her bear, and the Garcelle said, "Good day." Hey! 

 Of all the things I'm thankful for in 2025, a year that threatened the sanity of even Andy Cohen's strongest soldiers, the existence of reality television is unironically high on the list. But finding a gift that properly heralds our reality TV heroes isn't an easy task. There are a ridiculously large number of Bravoleb businesses, some of which are less accessible than others. 

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For example, though Lisa Barlow graciously gifts Vida Tequila to even the likes of The Church of Satan, according to her confessional, the brand is heartbreakingly elusive on local liquor store shelves. (For what it's worth, the Church of Satan denies any affiliation with Baby Gorgeous, one of the funnier headlines of 2025.) This list gathers a selection of Bravo-adjacent products that you can still order in time to honor the friends in your life who make obsessing over Bravo a delightful group sport.

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Loverboy x Boys Lie Flirty Shirley Collab Line

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If Summer House has taught us anything, it’s that behind every loud Loverboy there’s a chic Lovergirl, or in the case of this collab, three. Kyle and Amanda’s chemistry is alive and well in the Loverboy boardroom, where the two played stylish Santa by cooking up the idea to collab with lovestruck streetwear brand, Boys Lie. The Dirty Shirley (a Shirley Temple, but for big kids) has been having a revival; what better time than Christmas to transform the festive cocky into a limited edition Flirty Shirley can with an athleisure collection from Boys Lie to match? 

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Boys Lie printed their trademark droolworthy aesthetic over an extra-soft, distressed denim-like textile that looks good enough to eat but is far more comfortable to run errands in (finished with drinks). My favorite piece might actually be the Randy Tank. It screams summer, almost louder than Kyle Cooke while looking like the cheeky physical manifestation of Loverboy's Flirty Shirley tasting notes ("sweet cherry, a squeeze of lime, and a flirty finish that’s impossible to ignore").  

Meredith Marks Caviar 

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My order of MM Caviar didn't come with a drug test or a Founding Father's wig, but it did come with a glam velvet pouch, a gold caviar key that resembles Ozian currency, and three premium selections from Meredith's caviar collection, AKA the "Taste Of It All" Bundle. Meredith marks (see what I did there) each of her Sturgeon species with a corresponding jewel tier: Platinum White Sturgeon, 24 Karat Kaluga, and Diamond Ossetra, even though they all come in swanky gold packaging. Fittingly, the Ossetra was the crown jewel of the bunch: plump but firm, tangy salinity, and makes for a gorgeous creamy emerald spread on your carb vessel of choice. A Meredith Marks Caviar bundle is the perfect splurgy gift for any Bravo fan you're trying to impress.

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The Best Bravolebrity Memoirs

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Every year, there's a new Bravoleb memoir to explore. Three of the most jampacked, timelessly emotive, and inspirational are Andy Cohen's, Carole Radziwill's, and Guerdy Abraira's, respectively. Guerdy's book, From Trauma To Trophies, is the most recent of the bunch, focusing on the difficult but rewarding path to becoming Guerdy 2.0 after loss and health crises. I consider it a no-brainer recommended reading ahead of the next sure-to-be-stellar season of The Real Housewives of Miami, in which I expect the survivor to pull even fewer punches.

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Melissa Gorga's Sprinkle Cookies

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Lisa Barlow told me Tia Melissa's Italian cookie company, Let's Sprinkle by MG, makes the best New York has to offer. While that might be alarmingly high praise, Melissa's cookies should be spectacular, since a dozen ring in somewhere between the range of Milk Bar and Levain prices. Pignoli cookies are delicious, but they haven't made the menu yet.

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Rümors & Nastiness

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Big Mer earning a dual spot on a single gift guide is a testament to how the tides of engagement have turned her way on Salt Lake. Her new party game, Rümors & Nastiness, is a more strategic, less spiteful version of the shady dinner discussions that the RHOSLC has become known for. It's perfect for anyone who likes their wine nights with a side of mess.

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Countess Luann's Cabaret

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There are still a few stops left on Luann de Lesseps' seemingly endless world cabaret tour! The tickets are limited and frankly not inexpensive, but how many more years will Lu be shaking it in sequins around the globe? Actually, knowing Ms. Cool and her affinity for Jovani, probably many more. But you can't guarantee celebrity guests like Tilda Swinton will continue to make an appearance on stage.

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TheoGrace Jewelry

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The Hilton-Richards empire continues to grow with the addition of Nicky Hilton's custom jewelry company, Theo Grace. I have it on good authority that Nicky's holiday collection, Take A Bow, is a favorite among her fam (including Kathy, Doogie, and Kim), specifically the pieces that let you add photos of loved ones, locket-style. I can so picture Kyle buying a monogram ring to hold a photo of every one of her kids, dogs, and secret special someones we can only hope appear again one day on RHOBH.

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Drunk Drawn Housewives Art

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If you're at all engaged in Bravo discourse on Instagram, you likely are already aware of Drunk Drawn (and if you're not, you should be). Ryan Casey's specifically unhinged style of immortalizing TV moments and Bravolebs was an art form I'd never seen before he did it, and yet it instantly felt at home in my pop-cultured brain. Drunk Drawn's shop has printed apparel, an illustrated recipe book, coloring books, and celeb portraits for sale, but you can't go wrong with any of the Housewives prints. I mean, this one of Bobywyn should be in the MoMA.

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A Pet Psychic Consultation With Keao

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When pet psychic Keao proclaimed Archie Beador was in an existential crisis about his mommy's autonomy on RHOC, my first thought probably wasn't "more people to need to invest in this service." But admittedly, I'm not the type of person who loves an animal so much they'd let it kiss them on the mouth. If you or someone you're shopping for this season is, then gifting a session/gift card with Keao (which are quite reasonably priced given the claims of the service and appear to be available remotely) is a novel, thoughtful, and at least a little bit funny gift. 

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GoNaked Lashes

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There are few Wives more glamorous than Porsha Williams, so when it comes to what to wear, I'm always interested in whatever she's selling. The most giftable products from Porsha's beloved GoNaked brand are the lashes, which come in mink (dramatic and fluffy) and thin line (lightweight and effortless). For the OTT GRWM gurus in your rolodex, a set of these reusable beauties would be a gorg stocking stuffer. 

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Build-A-Bear Unicorn

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There's about a 0.0% Jared Osmond gave Britani Bateman a talking unicorn for anything other than clout and surrogate camera time. Yet the sincerity with which Britani committed to clinging to the toy on a super-yacht was decidedly camp. That's not to say Britani didn't know exactly what she was doing, too, especially when she feigned distraught at it being thrown overboard. But that's the appeal of Britani Bateman — she's always doing so much it's kind of impossible for some element of her shtick not to stick. I know Mrs. Claus has The Real Housewives on round the clock at the North Pole, and so I hope Santa brings plenty of viewers a chatty unicorn this December 25. The concept of Bravo fans keeping Build-A-Bear in business…