Villa Moana

Málaga, Spain
Real Housewives of
Miami
While in Seville, Julia wants to swing by Marbella to ask her old friends if they will be godfathers to her newly adopted twin boys, and Stephanie is willing to fly everyone there on her plane if they all act exactly as she says they should and promise not to wear zippers or poop while on board. It’s unclear which of these rules was a bridge too far for Marysol and Alexia, but they graciously bow out. Julia’s friends are rich rich, and their villa is exquisite. It’s so fancy that Lisa, a woman who used to live on luxurious Star Island, malfunctions and starts giving speeches in an affected accent. For the most part, everyone behaves, probably because they have all declared aloud that this villa is giving White Lotus and they fear being cast as the Jennifer Coolidge part in a murder by gays.

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