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When your in-laws travel to watch you dance with naked ladies and your husband didn’t...

After inviting her elite inner circle to the shooting range, not trusting the other women with guns around her, Lisa brings everyone together for lunch to give clarity on the “accusations, misinformation, and lies” surrounding her many lawsuits. But the FedEx Studio posters don’t prove anything other than her continued commitment to delusion and Canva.

While in Seville, Julia wants to swing by Marbella to ask her old friends if they will be godfathers to her newly adopted twin boys, and Stephanie is willing to fly everyone there on her plane if they all act exactly as she says they should and promise not to wear zippers or poop while on board. It’s unclear which of these rules was a bridge too far for Marysol and Alexia, but they graciously bow out. Julia’s friends are rich rich, and their villa is exquisite. It’s so fancy that Lisa, a woman who used to live on luxurious Star Island, malfunctions and starts giving speeches in an affected accent. For the most part, everyone behaves, probably because they have all declared aloud that this villa is giving White Lotus and they fear being cast as the Jennifer Coolidge part in a murder by gays.

"You can’t put a price on it, but it’s $12,950 for 8 days" - Shannon Storms Beador

Gizelle Bryant, Shannon Storms Beador, Ashley Darby, and Countess Luann head to Cabo. Rebounding from recent divorces, DUIs, and new D-Cups, the ladies bring their strongest game to find their true match. The contenders are Bravo producer-selected men who have no context for The Real Housewives franchise, and they think that Andy Cohen is a realtor. In the words of Ashley Darby, "Love Hotel is Love Hotel-ing me."

Heather and Terry celebrating their anniversary and probably talking about how wonderful their life is and how blessed they are.

We know that Luann lets loose in Mexico - this time with cigs and margs at Kanan Tulum.

Is there anything more fitting than Kelly Dodd eating at a restaurant called Red Tracon's Steakhouse? That's where she was spotted during her stay at Winner's Circle Resort!

Whitney Rose was a very welcomed wedding crasher! Whit was lounging by the pool at Mountain Shadows Resort where TRH fan Kristine was getting married. Whitney came over, said hello and took some photo ops! I don't think we could say the same about some of her other cast mates!

A double date at the Doubletree. Two T's in a Pod hosts, Teddi and Tamra, were seen eating dinner at Hotel Maya with Eddie and Edwin.