Shamea and Kelli host a trip to Grenada in the wake of a devastating hurricane, with the idea that they will raise awareness and funds. All of the women donate money, clothing, and goods, including Brit, who sends the people of Grenada…a couple of paper towels.
The theme of the getaway is “reset, renew, and rebirth”, which the women interpret to mean “this is a party trip.” Days are spent sexually harassing the minister of tourism, and nights are spent twerking.
Besties Kelli and Brit get into it over whether Brit can use Kelli’s stylist. Porsha heals from her impending divorce by doing a photoshoot under a waterfall. Most importantly, the women dance the night away at Jab Jab, a festival of Black liberation that goes so hard Phaedra declares it has made her pregnant.
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The bus is leaving for Savannah at 11am. Naturally, only two wives show up before 12:30. Around 1:30pm, NeNe, who reserved the bus, goes home to pray, “Lord, I know you are not putting me on the road with these bitches. Please help me not to kill someone today.”
Everyone knows the best way to get from Atlanta to Las Vegas is to fly to LA, rent a bus, and drive four hours to the strip. Unless you are NeNe, the host, who arranges to fly first class from LA. The other women let it slide, because she is starring on a sitcom and therefore the most famous person on the cast.
Kenya Moore is one of the most beautiful, vivacious, and witty creatures to ever grace a reality television program, and on this trip she is desperately trying to get married to a human thumb of a man named Walter. Even worse, she plans to goad him into eloping by flirting with Phaedra’s husband Apollo right in front of everyone.
Housewife trips have been described in many ways: scary, wild, booze-soaked, contentious, from hell, etc. South Africa is probably the only one that could be described as moving. Sure, there were catered lunches out in the wildlife park, and safari rides to let the women ogle beautiful animals (not to mention flummox their guide by asking where the Indian tigers are), but the highlight was visiting a nearby orphanage.
As Cynthia’s bachelorette weekend kicks off, there is one question on everybody’s lips: What happened on that bus? Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes almost came to blows aboard Kandi’s tour bus because NeNe called Kim’s assistant Sweetie a “slave.” Instead of greeting the bride, they stand in the driveway of notorious Miami creep Thomas Kramer’s Star Island home bickering while Kim smokes.