The May Fair Hotel

London, England
Real Housewives of
Orange County
season
18
| episode(s)
14-16
Some intrepid reporter needs to do an in-depth exposé on what exactly is wrong with Shannon Storms Beador’s digestive system. This woman has been trying to poop for years. We have been through so many trips to Dr. Moon with her, and so many enemas.

Shannon ends her birthday trip bent over and crying, begging for relief in the form of an emergency enema delivered by Katie (who, it must be said, is wearing a very chic blazer). It’s no wonder Shannon is going through it this trip.

Heather and Tamra refuse to get off her back about discussing her DUI on Jeff Lewis, and her daughters visit from Paris looking cosmopolitan and sounding hungover. In other news, Jenn, resplendent in the cutest casual outfit you ever did see, finally lets Tamra have it and, honestly? She eats Tamra up.

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