For their first trip, the Rhode Island ladies head thirty minutes down the road to Newport. A journey Alicia declares far too long to drive herself. Liz provided cars because nothing says Housewives like a chauffeured ride to somewhere you could practically walk.
Alicia set the tone with a tea party and a guest list nobody saw coming, a baby doll for each person, complete with a hook-on high chair. Unhinged? Absolutely. Iconic? Without question. Liz followed with a masquerade dinner and an invitation to shed their “fa-cades”. Ashley cries. Kelsey told Rosie her speech was the first genuine thing to come out of her mouth, meant as a compliment, received as a declaration of war. The feud continues through breakfast. Ashley cries.
Jo-Ellen finally got hard proof that Brian is cheating on Rulla. The tea was hot, but nobody wanted to pour it.
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