Nashville Lakehouse Mansion

Nashville, Tennessee
Real Housewives of
Atlanta
season
16
| episode(s)
7-8
Do not party with Porsha’s baby daddy on her birthday. While Porsha and her friends are riding mechanical bulls and generally whooping it up in Nashville, Drew is back in Atlanta enjoying a bottle gifted to her by Porsha’s ex, Dennis, to celebrate her signing a record deal with... Dennis.

Angela, who invited Drew to the trip without asking Porsha, spoils the birthday dinner by refusing to stop talking about Drew. Actually, she stirs that pot all trip despite her repeated claims that her wig is “melting.” Way to stay focused, Angela!

But when Drew finally shows, Porsha doesn’t take the bait - she is too busy being mad at Dennis for filming with Drew days earlier. But that doesn’t stop her from drunkenly declaring at 3:30am that she will sleep with Angela’s husband. Also notable? The way the hot bartenders lost their composure upon seeing Cynthia. She’s still got it.

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