In the meantime, Brandi and Stephanie terrorized prim Kameron with a dildo they have problematically named “sexual chocolate”, Cary regaled the girls with tales of LeeAnne’s fiancé’s small penis while having a foot massage on the beach, and D’Andra learned about her bestie’s engagement while standing in front of a toilet.
Then, on a vomit-inducing yacht ride, Cary and LeeAnne reveal their penis-centered gossip, and move on.
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The lakeside setting was serene and peaceful, but the atmosphere was tense. Hostess Kary Brittingham tries to set the tone by apologizing to newcomer, and first Asian American Housewife of Dallas, Tiffany Moon, for any times Tiffany may have “felt” bullied by her. She lets Tiffany know that she wants her to feel love and acceptance.
It is too hot in Bangkok. These women have lost their minds. First, D’Andra brings one of her frenemy LeeAnne’s L’Infinity dresses with her and films a scene making fun of her and Kary’s attempts to put it on. When they finally arrive at dinner, they cannot stop laughing at how hard the dress is to put on, to the extent that Brandi actually tells them they are being hella mean.
Eduardo’s house is stunning, if two hours from the airport by bus. As per usual, there are room shenanigans. Kary, the hostess, thinks it will be fun to share beds. LeeAnne thinks that having a bed to oneself is where the real fun is, and Kary’s feelings are hurt.
In the annals of Housewife arguments, some of the greatest have come about when one Housewife accuses, or even simply infers, that another Housewife is an alcoholic. It’s a classic of the genre, but in Copenhagen, Brandi gives it a novel twist.
Kameron’s Beaver Creek home is palatial and decorated like a medieval hunting lodge. There is a bowling alley and an elevator, which brings a certain level of drama when storming off to one’s bedroom after yelling at someone about bashing an adopted baby.